Posts Tagged ‘trip’

Happy Chocolate Memory #2: Black Forest Cake from the Madonna Inn

Friday, May 20th, 2011

 PLEASE NOTE:  This post is from foggy childhood memories.  Mistakes on what may of actual occured may be present.

Growing up, like in most families, special times called for special cakes.

Unfortunately, a special cake for us was a store bought sheet cake.  Usually the cake part was not too bad.  But, the frosting was made out of some wierd sweet cement.

On family trips to the coast we would often pass a place called the Madonna Inn. As a child it was the most beautiful building I had ever seen. It was an all wood building painted white with sugary sweet pink trim. On one of these trips we actually stopped at the Inn.

 Let me stop now to go into a little detail about the Madonna Inn. It is legendary in California. It’s probably one of the number one places to stay on a honeymoon. Besides the grandeur of their buildings exterior, what the Madonna Inn is primarily known for is the fearless interior decor. Unlike most lodging establishments that play it safe with their decor, I believe the owners of the Madonna said, “Screw it, lets just go for it!”, and proceeded to decorate the hell out of the inns  interior.

 Please check out the Madonna Inn for yourselves: http://www.madonnainn.com/

 Here you can check out the outrageous decor of each of the Madonna Inns rooms: http://www.madonnainn.com/features.php – My favorite room is #206, the Old Mill room.

 The Madonna Inn is also known for its cakes. When my family entered the Inn’s bakery I beheld the most beautiful, huge cakes I had ever seen. I told my folks right then and there that I wanted a chocolate cake. At the time all they had was Black Forest Cake. I had never had that type of cake before. It sounded suspicious. But it was beautiful. Besides its large size it was covered with chocolate shavings. Much to my horror my folks only bought a slice, which I couldn’t believe they did, because obviously with anything so frickin’ fantastic you MUST buy the whole thing. To my parents credit a single slice would be enough for 6 people being that its size was about half my height.

Like I said, that cake was beautiful. When a slice was removed from the whole cake you could see the three types of frosting/filling in between each layer. One of the fillings was some red stuff that looked like jelly. I had never seen that before. Once again I was suspicious. 

When we got to our final destination it was time to try the cake. (TRUTH TIME: While driving I found that the cake was close enough to me and the wrapper loose enough for me to sneak some of the chocolate shavings off of the cake). I have no idea how we went about cutting into this hunk of cake. But what I do remember is the richest, creamiest frosting I had ever tasted. I mean, you could have just eaten the frosting all by itself. The cake itself was perfection. It was moist and rich. And the filling (chocolate crème, butter crème, and the red jelly stuff) added new dimension to a cake that I never knew existed. 

Since that time I have tried other Black Forest Cakes, but none seem as good the one we got from the Madonna Inn.  I don’t know if it’s because nobody makes  Black Forest Cake as well as Madonna Inn or over that the years my memory has turned that Black Forest Cake into a legend.

A big hairy man, a blue ox and trees.

Sunday, January 23rd, 2011

Paul Bunyan & Babe at the Trees of Mystery

 When I was little I was a sucker for roadside attractions.  No matter how much I begged my parents they never let me see  The Thing or the Giant Ball of Yarn.  My parents didn’t want to get “tricked” into seeing something, well, silly.   But now I am a adult.  I can do whatever I want to do.  And of course the first on my list of forbidden fun was to see a roadside attraction.

I wasn’t expecting these roadsides attractions to be equal to the Smithsonian or Wild Animal Park, but I feel that they have a kind of naive charm.  They represent a simpler time in America and demonstrate the ability to make something out of nothing.

First I saw The Thing in Arizona.  And no, I will not tell you what the thing is.  This last summer my daughter and I got to see the Trees of Mystery in Klamath, CA.  At first you might think this attraction is nothing more than someone buying some property that has trees on it and adding botanical stories and descriptive signs for each tree.  Well, yah it is, but it is a bit more than that.  My family is into kitsch so just seeing Paul Bunyan and Babe was pretty awesome.  Two things you probably didn’t know about this Paul Bunyan is the black shirt-ish thing under his red shirt is not a fuzzy camisole but his chest hair.  Very sexy.  Second, Paul actually talks to the tourist.  I believe you can shout out questions which he’ll answer.  I saw a small boy searching for something on Babe’s underbelly. At that time Paul asked the boy, “What’cha lookin’for?”.  The embarrassed boy ran out and away from Babe. I can’t blame the kid, I was kind of curious what was under there  too. 

Little trees growing on a big tree

 Like I stated before, the most interesting trees have information about them.  Like the tree above, it has little trees growing on it’s limbs.

Signs

There are a bunch of little signs everywhere that where plainly not like the rest of the signs.  My Daughter and I thought maybe they marked graves.  Cool!  But no,  these signs mark weddings that have taken place at the Trees of Mystery.  That’s cool too, but graves would have been much for fun.  I should have known that they where not grave markers by the shear quantity.  I guess I thought a massacre had happen there a long time ago in the days of the wild west.  It was just wishful thinking.   

The tram

 They have a tram there that takes you on a ride up though the trees to a mountain top.

Regret inside the tram

 See the photo of my Daughter?  That is a real live reaction to being enclose in a small, transparent tram car.   All bets where that I would get scared because I tend to get scared rather easily.  But nope, I had no problems.  I’m not quite sure what freaked my Daughter out but  she lived.

View from Top

 Nice mountain top view.

Chainsaw Carving

 On the next part of the tour you get to view a ton of chainsaw sculptures.

What exactly do they mean by pooped?

Chainsaw sculpture

 I thought this squirrel was cute.

Indian baskets

 Lastly when you arrive at the end of the tour you’ll see a gift shop and a Native American Museum.  I loved the museum because I love Indian art. So please, if you visit the Trees of Mystery check out the museum.  Native Americans are the original American crafters.