Some of you might wonder what I do in real life. Well, currently I am putting my natural born snark abilities to work. I was contacted by two cutely evil fellow snarkist. Their dream was starting a greeting card line for people that find that making rude comments actually make them feel better when the world has gone all wonky. They needed someone to design two little girls to express their crankiness. And, for some reason, they hired me as their artist.
You know, you go for years with people telling you that your jokes are too rude, too acerbic, too snarky. So you question yourself and the life you’ve been living. But, one day, Lori and Kym (Snark Haus founders) contact you and tell you that everything is going to be okay. They support your snarkiness and tell you to get working on creating some very naughty little girls. Everything you felt about the world has now been validated.
So, for all those cutsey pie people out there that thought I was too much for their taste, boogers to you! That’s right, BOOGERS!
Check out Snark Hause at: http://www.snarkhaus.com/
And, if you feel like being part of this project check out Snark Haus’s Kickstart page:http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/248671527/snark-haus-greetings-for-the-wicked-truth/posts