Eyebrow Update.

First, I would like to say that because of the concern that several people have shown for my eyebrow situation I will be getting a Thyroid Blood Test done on Monday.

Second, people have also suggested various makeup techniques to reforest my eyebrows.  I did a search on eyebrows and makeup and came across Eyebrow Stencils.   I thought what a great idea!  I’m an artist, so why can’t my eyebrows be artistic?  They could express my moods.  They could be a form of performance art.

The designs are endless for Eyebrow Stencil making.  Here are some ideas that I think might help me express myself:

A. Fairly normal, grocery shopping eyebrows.

B. The intense Tura Santana look.

C.  The “my eyebrows are my slaves” Marlena Dietrich look.  Two little hairy rainbows of fun.

D.  The ever popular Frieda brows.  These brows symbolize how artistic I am.

E.  My favorite so far, the “I’m on my period so leave me the F**k alone” brows.   Please note the intensity.

F.  Simply put, I could appear angry all day.  What a treat.

G,  The “Leave Them Guessing”  brows.

H. The permanently surprised eyebrows.

I.  I have no idea.

J.  Your regular garden variety eyebrows.

For more eyebrow fun google the words “Sharpie”  and “eyebrows”.


6 Responses to “Eyebrow Update.”

  1. Christina says:

    I like Option E, too. (Maybe cuz I sport them a lot?) I also like G. They say, “Are you f-ing kiddin’ me??.”

  2. Valerie says:

    I’m really glad you’re getting your thyroid levels checked!

    I’m not sure how to say this without freaking you out, but from personal experience, thyroid problems are manageable and easily treatable, especially if caught early. They’re also common as you get older. That being said, I’m sure glad I went and talked to an endocrinologist when my levels showed up as off in an unrelated blood test. I had no other symptoms, but my doctor was able to quickly (within a month and a half) diagnose and treat my thyroid cancer, and I’ve been completely problem free for almost two years now.

    I really hope it’s nothing, but if it is, at least know that it’s an easily treatable something :)

  3. Malinda says:

    you have such a wonderful sense of humor! I am partial to A for real eyebrows but I feel like I have version E stuck on my head a lot.

  4. Renate says:

    I like L and K they are very stylish ^_^ but if you want to get your eyebrows done there is a place now at the north county fair mall where they do your eyebrows with thread! Its very inexpensive ($13) and its pretty cool how they do it, cause they don’t need any fancy wax, just a spool of thread and their teeth. But if you have no eyebrows they will do other parts of your face for $8.

  5. hannita says:

    I would totally rock garden variety brows. =)

  6. Elizabeth says:

    Eyebrow embroidery pattern would totally rock!

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