Here are four things that freak me out.
1.) Young, white, skinny, short haired guys that have freaky thick lushous beards. These are the kind of guys that in all logic should have wispy peach fuzz, but they have bushy chin ‘fro’s.
2.) Jerusalem Crickets, a very alien bug. For the whole creep-out effect google them and behold the horror.
3.) The saddest of the freak outs. One serving of Avocado is just two tablespoons. How in the H*LL am I suppost to eat corn chips!
4. ) Grubs as food. I don’t care how much protein they have, yuck! Do you think they pop when you crunch down on them?
Jerusalem crickets are so, so very upsetting. There are no words.
1. The crickets are creepy…might have to use them in a project later on in my art career and 2. Get smaller corn chips!
I could have gone my whole life without ever seeing one of those crickets… didn’t know they existed.
Ahhhhhhh! They are horrible!! Creepy crawly stuff of nightmares…
Love your other stuff though….
Ahhh!! I hate Jerusalem Crickets !!!. I don´t understand why people considerate grubs as food.
Are you serious about the avocado??? I almost ate a whole one last night on my taco salad! Does that mean I ate 20 servings of veggies? I hope I live
*gah* Yes, I agree with all 4, that cricket is cringle worthy..grubs for food? Maybe on ‘Survivor”
Try to google a camel cricket…now THAT’S creepy.
Wanna trade, I hate going out to the shed I shiver even when it is 98 degrees out. BLAGH!
you are so funny!! I woke up with a headache but that has made my day much much better!! thank you. more please. what else freaks you out??
i’m sure they pop. they must! so disgusting, really.
and the guys with thick beards… i just don’t get it, either.
Grubs as a meal is just nasty. And I agree about the avocado. There needs to be alot more. Avocados are so tasty.
They do pop for sure, search You Tube for “Devour Rhino Beetle” *but* only if you have a strong stomach – I warn you! My husband showed me, it was the grossed thing I have ever seen.
I totally understand the skinny-guy-with-big-bread thing, creeepy!
There was one bushy beared, skinny guy I remember you pointing out when I first moved up here. I see that guy everywhere, and I always think “If you only knew how much my mom is bewildered by your lumberjack beard”
I’m going to pretend you never told me that about avocados. I probably eat at least a dozen servings at a time.
And I refuse to google Jerusalem crickets.
What scares me? Old guys in shorts.
I googled the crickets and they sent shivers down my spine. Seriously. Eeeeeeeew! I agreed, those are probably four of the freakiest things ever!
Just catching up on my Google Reader. I love these illustrations! And I say: Who cares?! Eat the whole freakin’ avocado anyway! I just bought three more. I think my husband and I average a total of about .75 avocados a day. Love them.
i hate crickets in general (and most small things that hop, i.e. crickets, frogs, lizardythings) but those are extra icky.
since you’re sharing things that freak you out, here is one that showed up in my garden last year.
A Tomato Horn Worm complete with wasp larve!
**runs away to vomit**