The Writing Process: Blog Tour

May 12th, 2014

Blog Tour: The Writing Process

My friend Carmen Oliver ( has invited me to participate in this Blog Tour for writer’s.  It’s all about the writing process.  This tour has been going on for a while so don’t forget to check out the other writers.


What am I currently working on?

Right now I am working on my first book, “Wolf Camp”.  It’s going to be published through Schwartz and Wade.  It will be out in 2016. 


How does my work differ from other authors?

How is does my work differ from others of its genre? I have no clue!  I’m new to writing and it feels pretty weird to say that I AM a writer.  I started out just wanting to be a children’s book illustrator. My agent  (Erzsi Deak, Hen and Ink Literary) suggested I both write and illustrate.  As for my book/writing, I do humor.  And to be truthful I try not to think about it too much.  When I do think about it too much my head hurts.


Why do I write what I write?

My mind thinks in humorous ways all the time.  Sentimental, poetic or deep thoughts are not my style.  I had no idea that humor was going to be my “thing”.  But the deeper I explored writing that’s what kept coming up. And looking back, I should have known.


How does my individual writing process work?

As soon as I get an idea I write it down (I’m terrified of the idea dissolving into the air).  I sketch and make minor notes on the same paper of I draw on.  When I do start to actually write I use a computer.  I’ve tried the whole pen /pencil thing but it feels like I’m writing using a middle man. 

I’ll start out with a basic story; a flash of an idea that’s not fleshed out at all.    And yes, I will rewrite and redraw the entire story over and over until it works.  A big part of humor (and other types of writing) is timing. So I spend a great deal of time pacing the humor.


Don’t miss the next two on the writing process blog tour:

My friend Marcie Wessels will be your next stop:

Her first book will be coming out soon too!

Urban Wolf, Whimper…..

April 9th, 2014



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See all the URBAN WOLF cartoons HERE!

Andrea Zuill Art Opening at Hamilton Galleries

April 4th, 2014



Hi!  I’m having an art exhibition at Hamilton Galleries, in Santa Monica, CA.  This show will feature my oil paintings of slightly odd women.

The opening is on Saturday, April 12th, 2014 from 6:30 to 9:30 pm.

Hamilton Galleries:

Children’s Picture Books: Facts About Writing & Illustrating.

December 27th, 2013


Rules and Specifications on writing and illustrating a Children’s Picture Book.

1. Children’s picture books are 32 pages long.  Minus the first couple pages which are for copyright stuff and other things.

2. Illustrations for picture books should be design to fit  8.5″x 11″  either horizontal or vertical.

3. The action in a picture book should move left to right.  Try thinking like the character is going to walk from the first page of the book to the last.

4.  It is said that a children’s picture books should have no more than 1000 words.  But, I’ve met a lot of publishers that want the word count to be less than 500 and preferably under 300.

5.  Writers do not choose their illustrator.  You don’t need to find an illustrator for your manuscript. The publisher will do that for you.  AND, there is a very good chance that you will have NO say what-so-ever regarding the illustrations.  Writers just have to submit their manuscripts.

6. Your book’s main character should represent the child reading the story. Try to think, “What would a child do?”

7. Don’t do a message book.  Any message should  be secondary to the story.  By book-with-a-message I mean morals of any kind. Why?  Kids don’t want to be told what to do or how to think.   It’s not fun.

8. Rhyming is harder than you think so think twice about trying it.  Many publishers will not look at rhyming books anymore.

9.  Currently author/illustrators are in vogue.  Not to long ago this wasn’t so.  Will it stay this way?  Who knows.

10. Illustrators generally will get paid more than writers.  The pictures make the book.

11. Your story should represent a very short period of time, not days and days.

12. Try to include all kinds of people/children in your stories.

13.  Writers should cut anything from their manuscript that can be illustrated. Such as “It was a sunny day”, which could easily be illustrated.  Save your words for the real story.

14.  You will find exceptions to all of the rules above.  You can ignore these rules if you a).self publish  b). are really famous for creating children’s books   c). or, you create something that is so frickin’ awesome that people just have to publish it. (please don’t aim for this, it can be very tough).

The reason that I felt like writing about this right now is this great article, which you should read:

Buzzfeed: How to Write a Picture Book

PLEASE read the Buzzfeed article, it’s great.

Urban Wolf and the Ways of the Poodle.

December 16th, 2013

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 (Click to enlarge cartoon.)

Think this cartoon is fiction?  Well, you better take a look at this message Homer just received:

“Dear Homer, my name is IDA MAE LABRADOR, to you, mister, and enclosed is a recent picture of me. Poodles Rock and Rule.”

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I have to say that Ida does look quite fetching.


Urban Wolf: It’s Turkey Time!

November 19th, 2013

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Just so you know, this is a true story.  It happened last week. The turkeys were a beautiful chestnut brown with white bands on their wings.

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Holiday Sale at my Etsy store! Badbird’s Art.

November 18th, 2013
Blue Quail by Andrea Zuill

Blue Quail by Andrea Zuill

Holiday time… again! Didn’t we just go through this?  Well, anyway I ‘m having a sale at my Etsy store:  Badbird’s Art 

20%  off of everything you order.  All you have to do is place your order and enter this code:  BADBIRDHOLIDAYSALE  during checkout.  (The 20% discount does NOT include shipping.)







Homer and I wish you the best and scariest Halloween!

October 28th, 2013



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